The Mystery Of The Disappearing Poo

I would like to dedicate this story to my sister, Melissa. Mel, this poo’s for you. A few evenings ago I decide to take Riley and Zera for a walk. It is pissing down rain and getting dark. I’m wearing my rain jacket partially zipped up, with the hood down. This jacket also has big pockets that sort of [...]

Puppy Love

 Many people seem to think I’m not a dog person. This will come out at the strangest of times. Like I’ll be sitting in a conference room at work waiting for the meeting to begin, and randomly someone would turn to me and say You’re not a dog person, are you? Or I’ll be out [...]

Bunnies

There is this great SNL skit with Matt Dillon called DeCicco Brothers Unicornery, where he’s a cheesy car salesman, but instead of selling cars he’s selling unicorns. Brilliant, you must see it. At one point he gestures to a tiny little unicorn and says “look at this bag of doughnuts” and my heart grew three [...]

Adventures in House Sitting Part 6: The Saga Ends in Trauma

I’m aware that I’m turning into a crazy cat lady. I’ve only been around these two darlings for 11 days and already I talk about them all the time. It’s bad enough when people talk about their babies non-stop, but at least with that I get why. They created the baby from nothing, from food [...]

Adventures in House Sitting Part 5: Of Kitties and Monsters

After many (3) comments on my fierce attack of David, I feel the need to clarify. I was/am not mad. More amused in a loud sighing kind of way. No, if he ever reads this he won’t think I’m a horrible person. Right? Friend? Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. I’m in a full-on [...]

Adventures in House Sitting Part 3: The Cats

My goals this week have been passive ones. Don’t burn the house down and don’t kill the cats. I’ve had those two scares about the former, but fortunately no close calls (yet) about the latter. They are interesting beasts, these cats. Pickle is stripes of orange, and Kate told me I wouldn’t see much of [...]

Galapagos: Part 3

I always imagined the galapagos as pristine microcosms that contained only sand and funny looking birds. Unbeknownst to me, a few of them are not only inhabited, they have rockin’ little tourist towns. During the cruise we had a free night in Puerto Ayora, and I was shocked and delighted to find amidst the hotels, [...]

Galapagos: Part 2

We settled into life on the yacht pretty quickly. For eight days we followed a nice little routine. Breakfast of excessively crunchy white toast, cheese, baloney, some kind of egg (one day this was replaced with hotdogs in pink sauce), melon, and cereal with yogurt at 7am. Then we piled into the dingy and were [...]

Galapagos: Part 1

I think I could write a book about the Galapagos. And if I stay unemployed for long enough, maybe I will. It could be so many things. Non-fiction travel tale? Or some kind of fiction perhaps? Torrid love triangles? Murder mystery? (A birder is killed on board our cruise – it would be a “Birder [...]

Guayaquil: the city of ick

In all of my travels, have I ever disliked a city as much as I dislike Guayaquil? Thinkthinkthink….I didn’t much care for Andorra, but that was mostly due to my own stupidity – a story for another day. Other than that, nothing comes to mind. And I was expecting to like it. A nice lady [...]