A Long Way Down

I love road trips. I really, surely, do. I like doing them with other people, but my friends aren’t as willing as I am to drop everything, quit their jobs, sell their stuff, and hit the road for an indefinite period of time in an unknown direction. They’re all Oh, I have to pay rent, [...]

Life Goals and Pulled Pork

My loyal readers may remember a post from a while ago, where I explored my innermost feelings on being asked what my “plan” for the “future” was. It was a heartfelt personal examination with a complicated conclusion (to summarize: shut up and leave me alone). In this post I did mention three short term goals [...]

Bunnies

There is this great SNL skit with Matt Dillon called DeCicco Brothers Unicornery, where he’s a cheesy car salesman, but instead of selling cars he’s selling unicorns. Brilliant, you must see it. At one point he gestures to a tiny little unicorn and says “look at this bag of doughnuts” and my heart grew three [...]

Adventures in House Sitting Part 4: Chastising David

Hypothetically speaking, if you have a lovely friend house sitting for you, and you say to them: “Hey, lovely lady who is house sitting for us. We’re going camping until Sunday. We may stay later, but if so we’ll let you know.” Would you follow this up with a: A) Call every day with a [...]

The woes of improper packing

I’ve relocated several times in my life. Many things have varied from move to move: the impetus for leaving a dwelling, travel method and duration, and desired final location for these upheavals. Two things have not. One – my current home was always way dustier than I had previously believed. Two – as mentioned above, [...]

Now what?

Life Checklist: Quit job – check Quit apartment – check Leave continent – check Come home – check Decide the rest of future – pending… When I was playing in the corporate world, no one ever asked me what my plans were. Ever. Perhaps it was assumed that I didn’t need any? My plans were [...]

What a difference a continent makes

My body doesn’t trust technology. My brain is okay with it, is able to function amidst computers and traffic lights and ATMs. But on some primal level my body is confident that technology is luring it into a false sense of security so that it can lead me into a trap for the ultimate betrayal. [...]

Things unemployment have taught me so far

It’s been a whole two and a half weeks of living on the skid, and let me tell you, it’ll toughen a girl up. Work had it’s perks. The pay cheques, those were nice. There’s no free juice in a conveniently located cooler for me. If I want juice, I have to go to the [...]