My New Toaster

Toaster

You know how it is. You move, you unpack, you try to make dinner. That’s when you discover that, somehow, all of the things that made your kitchen functional have disappeared. The bowls, the spices, the potato peeler, the frying pans, the saran wrap, the cutlery, the table, apparently these all belonged to your former roommate. [...]

A Winter Reflective

Apartment

You know when something shocking and traumatic happens, and you feel like you’ll never be able to talk about it? It’ll be a dirty secret burning inside your heart FOREVER? Then some time passes and the sharp edge of despair dulls, and you think what was the big deal? That wasn’t so bad. You big [...]

Sleepy Bears & Secret Activities

SarahBear

Hrrmph. Growl. What’s going on? What time is it? What day is it? Month? And more importantly, WHICH ONE OF YOU POKED THE SLEEPING BEAR?!?!?! Just give me a minute or two to wake up. Y A W N ! STTRRREEETTCCCHHH There, that’s better. Now let me see…oh my! It’s April! When did that happen? [...]

Rabbit Haiku

Cute. Soft. Small. Warm. Friend. Oh Bunny, Cuddled and loved! Tonight you were stew.

Sculpture Haiku

Unhappy stone man Did you eat food too sour? Or smell something bad? Sculpture by Franz Xaver Messerschmidt, on display at The Getty Center in LA.Photo by: Me

Autumn Haiku

Why do pretty months Turn into rain and darkness? Kiss my ass, winter. Photo by: Me

Berry Haiku

temptress, blackberry too far to reach without pain i will eat your friends Photo by: Me