Question 1: What is this?
If you answered Police Box, dummy. It says so right on it! Twice!, this probably isn’t the post for you. Perhaps you would enjoy listening to the theme song from Night Court?
If you answered it’s a Time and Relative Dimension in Space, or T.A.R.D.I.S., dummy! Clearly its chameleon circuit is faulty, causing it to be stuck in the form of a 1960s police box, but still a perfectly valid form of space/time travel, then proceed to question 2.
Question 2: What is this?
If you answered a cat toy and a large tooth pick, I recommend you stop reading now, and instead watch this neat video on Sloths.
If you answered the raw materials to crochet something awesome!, then you may be interested in what I have to share.
Behold, the totally dorky present I made for my boyfriend (henceforth referred to as “Corey.” Because that’s his “name.”) for his birthday.
Pattern compliments of Army of Owls Crochet Invasion.
Ever think how much more cuddly the world would be if we were all plush? Even Angel learned how to let love in when he was turned into a muppet. And he was a vampire! (with a soul…)