Where Have All The Hockey Fans Gone?

Cancucks1

Loyal readers (Hi Mom! Hi Granny!) may remember my post last year about the NHL playoffs. If not, click here for hilarious accounts of crazy things men do for sports. I was hoping to put together another such article in honour of the current playoffs. But I can’t. Want to know why? There are no men [...]

Girl Meets Canada: The End

First night camping back in May.

As you may have noticed, I’ve ben avoiding writing a post for almost two weeks. This is for a reason. Not a great reason, mind you. But a reason none the less. My reason is as follows: it will be my last post of my Girl Meets Canada series. Because my road trip is over. It’s [...]

Girl Meets Canada: My St. John’s Meltdown

Cape Spear

Day 114 (Tuesday August 31st) Since I left Halifax 23 days ago, I haven’t spent much time with other people. It’s mostly been short exchanges at grocery stores and gas stations, and most topics of conversation have revolved around requests for me to sign little pieces of paper, and me complying. Let’s backtrack even further. [...]

Girl Meets Canada: Ode to the Awesomeness that is Jackie

Jackie & Moosh

Day 33 (Fri, June 11th) I have a very vague recollection of being in Moose Jaw 12 years ago, when I did my first cross country road trip. It was September, and I remember it was raining. I came into town in the evening, and was trying to find a funky place to eat. But [...]

Girl Meets Canada: Attacks by Mosquitos and Gnolls

Saskatchewan Border

Day 28 (Sunday June 6th) As I rolled out of Viking, AB, I saw a hand-written sign on bright pink poster board in a pharmacy window that read, “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!” Oh, crap! Is it father’s day? This was bad on two counts. The first being that I hadn’t sent my own dad a card [...]

Girl Meets Canada: Babies and Bloody Vikings

Alice and Me

Day 22 (Monday, May 31st) I made it to my Calgary friends, Vicki and Tim, and was immediately scolded for not calling them when I got into town the night before. Yeah, like I’m going to call a household with three children at midnight. What do you think I was, raised by wolves? Granted, I [...]

Life As A Human Article: Hockey Playoffs? Don’t Lose Your Head!

(Read the full article at Life As A Human!) A few days ago I walked into a pub with my friend Andrea. We were there to eat and catch up, and (as usual) were caught off guard by the Wednesday early evening crowd. Ah, right. Playoff season. It was game 7 between Montreal and Washington. [...]

Life As A Human Article: Dude, Pimp My Mice!

Anyone who has ever tried to sell anything will tell you how important it is to “network.” I put this in quotes because, as far as I can tell, it’s just a fancy term for talking to people. You let people know what it is you do, and then remind them at every opportunity. As [...]

Life As A Human Article: The Accidental Squatters

This is one of the many things I love about the west coast of Canada. We’re really not part of Canada at all. We pretend. We’re all Hockey!And Eh! and Yeah, winter TOTALLY SUCKS! With the snow…and the cold…BURR! But the rest of Canada, you should know something. We’re faking. We’re lying to your face. And my proof is that [...]

Life As A Human Article: Adventures in Snacking

How many jalapenos does one girl need? To answer that question, let me take you back a few weeks. I was invited along to the movies by my friend Bev and her daughter, Aubrey. We buy our tickets, and then this conversation takes place: Aubrey: Ohmygod, have you ever had jalapenos on popcorn?Me: What? Aubrey: [...]