Yoga Teacher ~ Blogger of Random Things
Remember that thing we* all did last Monday? That time we followed the yellow arrows into an elementary school or shriners temple or seniors home, showed our two pieces of identification, stood behind a cardboard screen, scribbled an X on a piece of paper, and popped it into a box, and then walked away feeling [...]
You know when something shocking and traumatic happens, and you feel like you’ll never be able to talk about it? It’ll be a dirty secret burning inside your heart FOREVER? Then some time passes and the sharp edge of despair dulls, and you think what was the big deal? That wasn’t so bad. You big [...]
Hrrmph. Growl. What’s going on? What time is it? What day is it? Month? And more importantly, WHICH ONE OF YOU POKED THE SLEEPING BEAR?!?!?! Just give me a minute or two to wake up. Y A W N ! STTRRREEETTCCCHHH There, that’s better. Now let me see…oh my! It’s April! When did that happen? [...]
Remember that time I went back to BC for the holidays and I was all yeah, I’m going to write all the time. I’m going to update my blog so often that I’ll crash the internet. That’s how prolific I’m going to be! Okay, maybe you didn’t know about my personal ambition of breaking the [...]
I’m having a moment. Please bear with me. (Note that six words into this post I had to stop to figure out if it’s “bear” or “bare” or a third mystery spelling I’m unaware of. I googled “please bear with me” and found whole blogs dedicated to the phrase, and several forums of people discussing [...]
It’s Wednesday afternoon, and you all know what that means. That’s right! It’s time for a random list! Okay, so that’s not a thing. But it should be a thing. The Wednesday Afternoon List thing. Can I get a WOOT WOOT if you’re with me? This week’s list is — drum roll, please… How Halifax [...]
When I was a kid my grandparents had a cat that thought it was a raccoon. See, we had this family of raccoons living in our backyard, and they would come to our back door and we would feed them crusts of bread. One would sit on the little shelf outside the kitchen window and [...]
Jeepers, what a crazy few months! I have so many heartwarming, intellectually stimulating, morally reassuring and devilishly funny stories to share. You see, after my last post on September 19th (where I wrapped up my road trip) I had the best of intentions to continue updating my blog regularly with all of the charming hijinks [...]
As you may have noticed, I’ve ben avoiding writing a post for almost two weeks. This is for a reason. Not a great reason, mind you. But a reason none the less. My reason is as follows: it will be my last post of my Girl Meets Canada series. Because my road trip is over. It’s [...]
Day 114 (Tuesday August 31st) Since I left Halifax 23 days ago, I haven’t spent much time with other people. It’s mostly been short exchanges at grocery stores and gas stations, and most topics of conversation have revolved around requests for me to sign little pieces of paper, and me complying. Let’s backtrack even further. [...]
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